Live in an apartment complex? You’re familiar with the war. The noise war, that is. You’re competing with your neighbors, the people outside, the cars driving down the street, even your own family. All you want to do is get through ONE song without someone else’s bass killing your groove.
You might be thinking at this point that you’ll just have to tough it out until you move into a better neighborhood… or at least a better house, with 15 foot thick concrete walls to keep the noise out. But what you could do instead is just engage the enemy. Fight back. They call it a war for a reason. Get in it to win it. How, you ask? Simple: bigger speakers. Go out and get the biggest monsters you can find, prop those babies up against the wall (facing TOWARDS the neighbor’s unit) and turn the knob on your stereo as far to the right as it will go.
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